Two Things Must Be Shared

OMG.  Horbert had to dig me out of the disaster that is my room. I don't care that The Creator found a TV on the Open Box table at Best Buy and had to set that on my lovely little stand and I have been repourposed to the floor. I mean really! And then, to make matters worse, he put boxes of yarn around me. I think it is yarn. Only one box is open and I see that silly blue face Leicester from Rowan in it. I don't know why he loves that stuff so much. Anyway, it took Horbert and that silly girl hours to dig me out to tell you this.

First, The Creator has sold his first pattern. I didn't think it is anything special. I mean it is just a cover for his iPad. Although, it could be used for a hot water bottle. I'm not really sure.When the pattern is avaliable for human consumption, I will post more about it. It's going in a collection of one hank wonders that have all been designed by men. The concept rocks the knitting world.

Second, The Creator, the token male in an all girl knitting group, was featured in a local newspaper article. Horbert was there when they were interviewed and he tells me it didn't go down like that. Here is the link.

Knitters bring love of yarn

Read this. I did. I don't think they love all yarn. I don't think they are the hottest knitting group. They are The Group in the greater Denver area. Just saying. Also, I think The Creator was misquoted. He has skillz and can crochet like a mad man.. but did he really buy his first ball of lambs pride when he was 20... Yes, he recounted the story. He went to a yarn shop with a friend when he attended University in Laramie. He bought two skeins of light blue and two skeins of dark blue. Evidently, some Birgit woman was with him. She was there. He said she was the witness to said enabling.  Also, did you know he is the most mentioned in the article. Horbert said there are more interesting people at the group that they should have focused on. Like little Will, the token Kid. He is a supermodel in knitting magazines. He didn't even get a mention. Besides, little Will loves Horbert enough to suck on his head. I don't think Horbert agrees with this.

And that is all I have today. The Creator is off to Taos. He is in the car with the J's -- Jen, Joy, and Jean. Lord help us all! I don't need more yarn is this room and he best leave the TV on to HBO and turn me around so I can watch TrueBlood. That Tara girl and I are tight!